Insanius!!

I was counting the number of rotations my ceiling fan was making when appa pushed open my door and asked me if i will have my dinner.

I replied "I am sure I dont want to".

He shut the door and returned after a minute and asked me the same thing.

Slightly irritated, I replied "No appa I've been trying to sleep".

He shut the door and came back again a minute later asking me if I want to eat dosa.

I lost it. I replied--
"Appa my anger is directly proportional to me being irritated".

And this was in a very rude tone and I feel like shit about it.
But now that I am typing this post through my SGSII which might not last this week, I am sating to myself-- that was a line from a genius. Or a super insane guy. Who else would relate two different, yet related scenarios with a word like "directly proportional"??!!

I am Insanius(insan+ius)! Clearly.

Also, I didn't give Sriram my daily attendance. I am running out of patience mate!! Dont I need a long vacation. Like an eternal one? -- Sure deserve one!

Signing off...

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Insaniusly yours,
rohit